“There’s a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks.
…I’d better go, too”
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fuckyeahbiguys:
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
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Me: *Starts being asked about career and relationship and life by distant relatives, unable to escape the Christmas lunch table*
Me: “WE GOT A JiNGLE JAnGLE PROBLeM ON Our haNDS”
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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
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Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.
Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?
Sir this is a McDonalds
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holy fuck
I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.
It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.
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cynthiatedy:
You borrowed a faith to get through another day, and lost yourself in someone else’s hope
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Instagram @cyntedy | Print shop
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